wine tasting

A coworker wrote, on tasting wine and beer:

If you have to sniff, swirl, inhale, wait 30 seconds, drink it upside down or whatever in order to taste the difference, then there isn’t a big difference really.

That’s like saying that there’s not much difference between Seinfeld and Friends – I mean, they’re 30-minute sitcoms set in New York City featuring neurotics who live in apartments out of proportion with reality.